i'd touch his winkie if she doesnt want to

and is she sure it's not just a drunk irishman?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

pfft
if there's a story on the news later saying "drunk Irishman murders pouting topless man on tube train" then we'll know that he's tried........
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)