I hate your girlfriend.
/jealous like a big jealous thing
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

No point being jealous
of something that doesn't exist.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

Because she's sitting next to Dylan Moran,
or because she's Parrott's girlfriend?
( Newington, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

It would be wrong to hate her for being Parrott's missus.
She's got being Parrott's missus and being not real to cope with already.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)