I don't care.
I just came home to find my car broken into, smashed window, fucked lock on driver's door, stereo and all my CDs gone. Fucking fucking fucking fuck.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:14, archived)

shit
and the most you can expect is a crime number and an insurance claim
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:16, archived)

is b3ta issuing them now?

or do we still have to use regular police
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)

I'm issuing them
just me
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:21, archived)

I've just spent 20 minutes on the phone to the police
who told me I can drive the car to a place to have it fingerprinted if I want. Except I can't unlock it and there's fucking glass everyfuckingwhere. And I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do and can't speak to my insurers until tomorrow morning.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)

They're not even willing to send SOCO out to you?
That's quite strange
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:22, archived)

I don't know what that is
but I live in a large city centre, I'm sure they've got better things to do than attend crime scenes.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)

SOCO
is Scene Of Crime Officer, attending crime scenes are what they do
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)

well
the bloke I spoke to said it was unlikely.
Which is just fucking brilliant.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:30, archived)

unfortunatly
car break ins aren't high priority, it took 20 hours before we got them after my friends house was broken in to
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

Your insurers should have an emergency helpline.
Usually it's run by Greenflag, they can get your vehicle moved to somewhere secure, as at the moment you run the risk of it being stolen.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:26, archived)

so should I phone the emergency number even though I've not been in an accident?

( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)

YES.
If your vehicle is nicked, they can refuse to cover it. Your vehicle is insecure.

PHONE THEM NOW.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

I'm on the phone now
thanks

Edit: they're on their way to pick it up. Thanks for your help.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:36, archived)

Make sure to mention
the stolen surround system and the flatscreens.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:40, archived)

..and the solid gold furry dice.

( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:44, archived)

20 sided ones!

( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:52, archived)

There's a niche market
Geek car acessories
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:54, archived)

Already
occupied, I'm afraid.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 21:04, archived)

Damnit
Foiled at every turn
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)

i like your thikong
do you have red hair and bossoms to die for?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)

yes
then ask for the manager.. don't piss about,, get straight to the source
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

aww, bad luck
*hugs*
( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)

arse!
make a silent curse and they will be dispatched
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)

Oh Noes! :(
If I find the people responsible, then i will attack them with ALL MY MIGHT, if that makes you feel any better?
( garros smells like peanut butter, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:31, archived)