YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Pirates on BBC1 now!
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:01, archived)

tell them they cant be pirates until the 19th

it's the law of the sea yyaaaaaaarrrrr
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:02, archived)

I'll keel-haul ye
ye scurvy cur!
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:05, archived)

yaaarrrggggghhhh Noit lad
splice the mainbrace, hoist the main jib, there be gold in them waves.....
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:06, archived)

*attempts to plough the ocean wave*
*watches the ox sink*
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:08, archived)

Are they from
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmouth?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:02, archived)

outh
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:02, archived)

Look
I'm from Norfolk, so it's going to have that bias, ok?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:05, archived)

Considering your sig
It's quite frankly amazing more people don't bring this up about me...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:13, archived)

The reason for that being
you don't make a habit of taking the piss out of Sticky Label.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:14, archived)

Ah
That would be it. Mind you, there is a resemblance there I think (me, not you).
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:17, archived)

You're pretty dumb, huh?
I only bring up the tumnas thing when you bring up setting fire to things, mostly because it annoys you. You haven't even got close to "taking the piss" out of me, mostly because you're too stupid. You and your boyfriend.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:54, archived)

tv is so fucking over

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:02, archived)

it reached its zenith with Short Circuit, earlier today.

( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:04, archived)

christ they're still playing that!
best 80's film is weekend at bernies.. never ever palyed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:07, archived)

ooh i like that too

( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:09, archived)

that and Less Than Zero /saint elmos fire
what more could you ask for?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:14, archived)

erm..
how about a linen jacket (sleeves rolled up of course) and a backing track by Yello?
( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:16, archived)

I don't care.
I just came home to find my car broken into, smashed window, fucked lock on driver's door, stereo and all my CDs gone. Fucking fucking fucking fuck.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:14, archived)

shit
and the most you can expect is a crime number and an insurance claim
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:16, archived)

is b3ta issuing them now?

or do we still have to use regular police
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)

I'm issuing them
just me
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:21, archived)

I've just spent 20 minutes on the phone to the police
who told me I can drive the car to a place to have it fingerprinted if I want. Except I can't unlock it and there's fucking glass everyfuckingwhere. And I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do and can't speak to my insurers until tomorrow morning.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)

They're not even willing to send SOCO out to you?
That's quite strange
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:22, archived)

I don't know what that is
but I live in a large city centre, I'm sure they've got better things to do than attend crime scenes.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:23, archived)

SOCO
is Scene Of Crime Officer, attending crime scenes are what they do
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)

well
the bloke I spoke to said it was unlikely.
Which is just fucking brilliant.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:30, archived)

unfortunatly
car break ins aren't high priority, it took 20 hours before we got them after my friends house was broken in to
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

Your insurers should have an emergency helpline.
Usually it's run by Greenflag, they can get your vehicle moved to somewhere secure, as at the moment you run the risk of it being stolen.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:26, archived)

so should I phone the emergency number even though I've not been in an accident?

( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)

YES.
If your vehicle is nicked, they can refuse to cover it. Your vehicle is insecure.

PHONE THEM NOW.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

I'm on the phone now
thanks

Edit: they're on their way to pick it up. Thanks for your help.
( Nile, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:36, archived)

Make sure to mention
the stolen surround system and the flatscreens.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:40, archived)

..and the solid gold furry dice.

( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:44, archived)

20 sided ones!

( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:52, archived)

There's a niche market
Geek car acessories
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:54, archived)

Already
occupied, I'm afraid.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 21:04, archived)

Damnit
Foiled at every turn
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)

i like your thikong
do you have red hair and bossoms to die for?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:37, archived)

yes
then ask for the manager.. don't piss about,, get straight to the source
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

aww, bad luck
*hugs*
( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)

arse!
make a silent curse and they will be dispatched
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)

Oh Noes! :(
If I find the people responsible, then i will attack them with ALL MY MIGHT, if that makes you feel any better?
( garros smells like peanut butter, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:31, archived)

Which Pirates? Are we talking Pugwash?
ANSWERS DAMNIT!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:16, archived)

Blackbeard.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)

Aaaarrrrrrr!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:27, archived)

I have pugwash as my ringtone
It makes me smile when my phone rings. Unfortunatly I have no friends so no-one rings
( Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)

aw

( scott,, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

Same here :-(

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:33, archived)

I have the theme tune to doctor who.
The only person who rings is my boss.
( magnum, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:39, archived)

Noooo!
I'm missing the pirates! :(
Is there lots of pillaging? And burnining?
( garros smells like peanut butter, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:27, archived)

And fingers being sliced off.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:30, archived)

That happened a lot in the Civil War
back when weapons powered by explosives were unreliable and prone to cause as many injuries to their users as they did to the enemy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:32, archived)

*sob*
I quite enjoy a good finger slicing, especially when it's done by pirates.
( garros smells like peanut butter, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 20:35, archived)