I would
But I have vampire nipples.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

do they try and bite your neck?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

Yes
Keeps 'em perky.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

maaaarvelous

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:33, archived)