Extra absorbent, and I do emphaise 'extra absorbent', tampons.A mop & bucket. Several gallons of disinfectant.
Some bulldog clips.
A large 'Femfresh'.
Some Febreeze.
A dozen large 'brand' airfresheners.
Some very large nappies.
Then ask the cashier if they can guess 'what time of the month it is'
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:21,
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I think I'll get you to do that & then film the results.(
Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:22,
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Only if I can wear my Wedding Dress.(
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:25,
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First proper laugh of the day.Thank you.
I love you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:23,
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Hurrah!Does this mean we're engaged to be married?
*puts on wedding dress*
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:26,
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Yes.*puts on wedding dress*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:28,
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