Give me obscure shopping list items to purchase from Tesco tonight. Go!edit: Thank you. My list shall include:
Cake
Cake
Chocolate
Goats milk
Bulldog clips
Poury corks
Cheese
Cheese cake
Cake cheese
Named meat
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Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:17,
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Ilchester Applewood smoked cheddar.I miss that deli counter.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:18,
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TIT-FUCK-HORSE-CUNT-BUTCHERS.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:18,
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Are you broken?(
Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:20,
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No.Maybe.
What do you mean?
Yes.
Hello.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:21,
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No not 'hello'my arm, it is trapped in a loom!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:22,
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Freshly squeezed prickly pears(
Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:18,
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cakeclothes
a dvd/game/cd
a kitten called binky
a fabergé egg
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sleepybinky, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:18,
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from the shops, yes.although everything except the egg changes.
and now the kitten might stay too
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sleepybinky, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:21,
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i said "some clothing" thenand ok, i may or may not change it. the egg is guaranteed though.
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sleepybinky, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:23,
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yes....yes you did
i feel like a right numpty now
i dont want to work lates tomorrow
im going to do days instead, everyone else here seems to do what they want... why cant i!
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MONO!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:24,
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yes do that.is that really what i said? i didn't look it up or nuffin. *prouds*
work days, late shifts are lamer than earlyearly ones and EVERYTHING.
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sleepybinky, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:26,
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yes i think that reallyis what you said
and my brother is home for the weekend so if i work days then i can see him more
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MONO!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:27,
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an apes fetous2 marmalade jars with pink bows on them
a cure for aids
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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:18,
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100 plastic balls for £3.28I have a bag (Wanted to remake the Sony advert)
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iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:19,
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3 spanners1 bowl
10 tins of tescos spaghetti
2 mobile phones
7 fridges
and will young
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MONO!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:19,
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One of those stopper things that keep opened wine freshand a disposable plastic sink strainer
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:19,
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Nononono they're plastic with a rubber sealand have a nozzle on them for pouring
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:22,
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This would be amusinghowever 'jams wine bottle into kitten' would work better to keep wine fresh.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:27,
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fluffy dustersgoats milk
porcini
cable ties
my mum
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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:20,
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You'll be bloody lucky.Last time I went into Tesco for 1. Brown bread and 2. Ice cream, they had neither of these things.
How can they manage to run completely out of bread before 6pm? For fuck's sake...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:23,
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Tesco Metro on Nicolson Street, Edinburgh.It is absolutely the worst supermarket I've ever had the misfortune to live near to.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:24,
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one that is spelt funnyL.I.D.L
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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:25,
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No, LIDL always has the things I go in for.I've never been into LIDL and they have run out of 4 out of 5 things I went out specifically to get. Tesco frequently does this. Sometimes they even stop selling the things I buy completely.
They closed the deli counter because their suggestion box was full of "stop runing out of everything", so they replaced it with shelves full of things they never ran out of, and then ran out of bread. Again.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:28,
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Extra absorbent, and I do emphaise 'extra absorbent', tampons.A mop & bucket. Several gallons of disinfectant.
Some bulldog clips.
A large 'Femfresh'.
Some Febreeze.
A dozen large 'brand' airfresheners.
Some very large nappies.
Then ask the cashier if they can guess 'what time of the month it is'
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:21,
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I think I'll get you to do that & then film the results.(
Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:22,
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Only if I can wear my Wedding Dress.(
Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:25,
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First proper laugh of the day.Thank you.
I love you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:23,
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Hurrah!Does this mean we're engaged to be married?
*puts on wedding dress*
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:26,
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Yes.*puts on wedding dress*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:28,
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how ironicno, wait, not ironic. Shit. That's what I meant: shit.
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One bottle of cheap own-brand whisky, eight or nine packs of lard, and a box of man-sized tissues.(these were the genuine shopping cart contents of an old chap I queued up behind some years ago)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:25,
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