You collect husbands.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

And why shouldn't I? Hmm?

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

:(

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

under the patio?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Hello! I am Emma "Fred and Rose West" Kane.

I don't kill young girls to keep under the patio, but I do collect husbands in such a manner. Would you like to be part of my collection?
( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

FOR GODS SAKE
I AM A HUSBAND

I WANT TO BE COLLECTED

LOVE ME.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

YOU'RE IN.

( Fictional Emma, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

WOO!
*removes * key*
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

because of the spinsters.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)