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Because only chavs swear.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:09, archived)
and me.
Like a dirty sailor.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
I know that
'twas just saying at least she's not some sort of foul mouthed person, and from what it appears she has good morals, maybe a little too strict, who knows
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
The only reason to go anywhere near catholic-clean-living-schoolgirls
is to corrupt them.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)
And the skirts...
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
I've yet to meet a Catholic schoolgirl
who swore less than a navvy with an abscess and couldn't outcorrupt a Benny at ten paces.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:18, archived)
sounds like she's an uptight little madam
if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)
This
but there's also the chance she's never had any sexual contact before so all of her pent up horniness could all burst out and turn her into a kinky little minx
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
Note to Bobson:
70s sex comedies do not represent real-life situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:15, archived)
... unless you're VERY lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:17, archived)
yeah
or she's an uptight little madam who'll develop lips like a cat's arse from pursing them so tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:17, archived)
Either way, I do believe I win.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:19, archived)
Stop it now
I'm at work, spaffing is frowned upon in a professional environment
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
Fuck. Cunting shit buggery This.

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
Innit man.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)