Oh how I enjoyed
allnurses.com/forums/f58/what-your-most-gross-yucky-disgusting-nursing-horror-story-20151-3.html

Took me weeks to read it all :D
( Dekazer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)

When I was a first year student us student nurses used to get the common room to ourselves...
...purely by the expedient of our daily 'whats the most vile thing you seen today' competitions at tea time.

/edit - Oh my - edible earwax.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)

I grew up with
a nurse and a doctor - nothing appals me any more.
( Dekazer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)

*unzips*
What about this?

/edit and I bet you NEVER got to pull sickies to get off school either.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)