Hummphus
To quote funny bits from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Bitterness.
To make a snide comment when you can't think of anything clever to join in the game.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

haha
pwned.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Sorry
not intended as a snide comment, I approve of 'Clue as a source of humour. Not everyone listens to it but should share the funny bits.

Besides, I thought 'Hummphus' itself was quite amusing, despite being made up and so not adhering to the rules.
( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Monkey - A device for the opening of clergymen.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Clergy.
A bit like a claire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)