Uxbridge English Dictionary time.
Propaganda - to have a bloody good look.

Your turn.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Innuendo.
Italian Suppository.

edit: I am going to "Pfft" this whole thread. I love the Uxbridge Dictionary.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

Irony
Something with a distinct metallic quality
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

iPod.
Audio device involving peas.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Armour
What the Pirate Oliver Twist asked for.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Apex.
A Gorilla's watch.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Lavatory
to be affectionate to a Conservative.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

*hijacks thread*
i have been playing with artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/. it is fun. i want to send my creations to other people. the link it gives me, though, is always artpad.art.com/?undefined and doesn't work. does anyone have a clue why?
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

hello.
it seems to be an issue with their site - it is meant to put an ID number in where "undefined" is now, but it is not. Maybe send them an email.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

pants.
i thought it was probably their fault.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

i imagine emailling it doesn't work either.
take a screenshot instead.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

Dunno
but sounds like they haven't finished coding it to me.
( Zuowan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

*sighs with disappointment*
i wanted to send my sister a painting to cheer her up. i did a flower and a cat and a squirrel.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

alt-printscreen?
then paste?
( Zuowan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

internet
one who has a great interest in nets (particularly fishing nets)

Not to be confused with 'netophile' - this is someone obsessed with budget scandinavian supermarkets
(No6, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

Martini
very small supermarket
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

Pigment
the colour of pork.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Gorgonzola
A very tall Italian woman's mifty
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Spectacular
A short-sighted vampire
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Interbred - a fan of bread and bread products.

( Fictional Emma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

i'VE ALREADY DONE A WHOLE SERIES OF THESE!!!
www.thedepartmentofsmartshoes.com/devilduck/?page_id=213

/shouty
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

Well done dear.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

You. Woman.
Hebrew Hammer. Tonight or Saturday, whatever, I need to see it.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Tonight!
You've located it, then?
( Fictional Emma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

I thought you said you had it.
CURSES.

I shall have it for Saturday.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

No, I said I left it in London.
I've left all my DVDs in London. Because I'm an idiot.

I'm going back to pick them up next week.
( Fictional Emma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

I'm sure I can get hold of it by Saturday.
I'm resourceful.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

You'd better.
We've got quite a list lined up now.
( Fictional Emma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I know.
There's 4 films and that R Kelly fiasco to get through. Your soup better be pretty hearty to get me through it all.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Oh. It will be.

( Fictional Emma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

Cunts.
Female pudenda.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

pudenda is one of my new favourite words.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Ugly - To concur with an oriental chap.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

*snort*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

pfft

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Oxymoron - to be silly with Bovril.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Pffffft.
*clicks*
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Politics
Multiple blood sucking insects
( SuperMatt, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Innuit - Expression, meaning "That chap was aware of this".

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Slacker.
OAP Prostitute.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Nectarine - A throaty dish.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Dimension
What an Australian says when they don't want you to mention something.
( Zuowan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Hummphus
To quote funny bits from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Bitterness.
To make a snide comment when you can't think of anything clever to join in the game.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

haha
pwned.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Sorry
not intended as a snide comment, I approve of 'Clue as a source of humour. Not everyone listens to it but should share the funny bits.

Besides, I thought 'Hummphus' itself was quite amusing, despite being made up and so not adhering to the rules.
( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Monkey - A device for the opening of clergymen.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Clergy.
A bit like a claire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Supplies
An unexpected turn of events in China
( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Comma - to not be able to think of anything.

( Comma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

HELLO!
HALLO! HULLO!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

HOLLA

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

HULA!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

illegal
a sick bird.
( Whythebigpaws?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Yes!

( Fictional Emma, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

atheist — A believer in non-belief.

(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Or actually
a non-believer in belief.
There is a world of difference.
( Zuowan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

Gorilla - Bloodiness of a sicker degree.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Transcend.
Waking up to a laughing audience with a banana up your arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

Sellotape
video recordings of an underground room
( new_matt, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

Google
Become a voyeur
( blinder back for good, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

Google
A spunky aquatic bird.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

Paradise
Board Game components dropped from a plane.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

\begin{misplaced rant}
The prefix 'para' indicates 'against': 'parachute', 'parasol', 'parapluie'. It does not have anything to do with jumping out of aeroplanes.
\end{misplaced rant}
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

what about
paratroopers???
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

portmanteux word, innit
parachute troopers.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

or maybe a play on
"Pair of dice"?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

paratroopers
sexually repressed mummy's boys who like to cuddle up in cold aeroplanes wearing hallowe'en make-up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

pffft
i like this one.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Breakfast
an emergency stop.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)