He is horrible. Do not be nice to him, ever.

(Tormentedpuffin bleughhhhh, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)

*flutters eyelids at you*

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)

Careful you, you know what happened the last time.

(Tormentedpuffin bleughhhhh, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

O RLY?
and what was that?
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

You should know.
Yes, you should.
;)
(Tormentedpuffin bleughhhhh, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)

He broke his eyelid?

( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

I've been told not to trust you, for you are shifty
/takes all advice seriously blog
(__, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

pffffft
jump off a cliff over 50m high and try to land headfirst on the rocks, apparently its the activity to be seen doing this holiday!

/advice given
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)