I got no presents
and it was excellent
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

This.
I tell anyone who wants to buy me presents to make a charity donation in my name instead. My mum sponsored some Indian vulture chicks for me.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

I shall donate a gobbet of semen to Thames Water
in your name

*works on donation*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

hooray for not doing christmas
it's taken me 20 years to convince people not to buy me presents
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

it wasnt much convincing
"I'm not fackin' posting that to Poland, mate," said my cheeky chappy brother.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)