Evil Lu ALert - Earl season one on DVD
Get yourself hoisted onto a lowloader, stamp "wide load" on your arse and head north. I'll put the kettle on.

And if you aren't Lu - what's the best pressie you got and why?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

That post
Because it is full of love.

Now get on up DING DING DIIING DOWW!
Get on up..

*dances*
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

BUDAP-DAP-DAP-DAP-DAP
*gets on up*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

That song has been on autoplay in my head
All day!!
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

New law of XMAS
A soul legend must die so we get classic sounds in all news bulletins

My money's on Aretha next year
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

Yea, that and all new shitty bands should be lined up against a wall and shot
/heard Razorlight far far too much recently
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

£50, because the HMV sale is actually fucking good at the moment.
I got all RATM albums, an Elbow album, an Audioslave album, The Office series 2, Extras series 1, and, best of all, the new Foo Fighters DVD, which is actually fucking great. All for less than fifty quid.
( Malchick, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

that was 50 quid wasted then
*sighs*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

foo fighters went poo
take it back and get the first one



if you have the first one then just do a dance
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

The second one's alright too
but after that.... meh
(a lot like Pearl Jam)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

yeah
second was great too

i like pearl jams new one
but only cause i saw then at reading this year and eddie played iron man on a ukalae while off his tits
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

I vaguely remember quite liking One By One
what number was that?
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

4.

( Malchick, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

The Colour and The Shape is ace.
Foo Fighters is quite good.
There Is Nothing Left To Lose is quite good too, if the most poppy of their affairs.
One By One starts strongly but turns to shit.
I really like their last album.
( Malchick, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

You only needed the self-titled one and Battle of LA
The other two are very much shit.

edit: & Audioslave just have not done any good songs, at all.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

They were only £3.50 each, so I thought, why not?

( Malchick, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

^this^
Except I don't know how much I can get behind his "change the world" rhetoric, seeing as how his parents are both lawyers and he (the lead singer) grew up in the most affluent town in Orange County.

In other words, it's hard to talk about oppression when you were most likely give your first Mercedes at 16.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Isn't Tom Morello's dad the Kenyan president or something?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

Dunno
But through the MAGIC of the internet...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

*clicks*

( Malchick, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

8 minutes
That was quite a while.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

indeed
i hesitated to post that, because i admit (now) that i didn't make it up.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

It just bothers me as someone
(usually Badger) posts in whenever anyone mentions Rage. As they are, in my opinion, one of the greatest bands of all time, and I consider it rather detrimental to their achievements.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

*ahem*
all their songs are the same *ahem* same four bars over and over *ahem*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

"in MY opinion"
You will note that MY does not equal RUSSEL(L)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

what's the point of having an opinion if you're not going to impose it on others?
And it's not an opinion if I say it. It's the truth.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

JMG?!

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

only when it comes to music.
What I say goes, I'm afraid.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

why?
c'mon then, justify yourself.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

It's really quite simple.
I know about this sort of thing.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

really? how come?

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

I was born with it.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)

indeed they are an important band
that won't stop me getting a cheap laugh though
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

Meh...
they're just opinions.

Everyone has ne.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

Rage Against the Machine are a dance band
I find it hilarious that no one else has noticed this.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

evil empire
was lovely, you bastard
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

This
its worth it for the first 30 seconds of People of the Sun, alone.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

JEESUS
I picked the wrong time to leave!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

HMV do great staff discounts
with sales they practically give shit away

Good doggy
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

bah!
*shakes leg*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I don't agree with your taste, but that's a fair amount of stuff for under £50
( magnum, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

I got no presents
and it was excellent
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

This.
I tell anyone who wants to buy me presents to make a charity donation in my name instead. My mum sponsored some Indian vulture chicks for me.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

I shall donate a gobbet of semen to Thames Water
in your name

*works on donation*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

hooray for not doing christmas
it's taken me 20 years to convince people not to buy me presents
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

it wasnt much convincing
"I'm not fackin' posting that to Poland, mate," said my cheeky chappy brother.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

i was given a lighter
with a tiny car and top hat inside that move around when you tilt the lighter
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

devil magic!

(rudedoodle smug bucket, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

devilled Malchick!

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

Fake fur coat £12 from Primark
easily pleased.
(rudedoodle smug bucket, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

What fake animal dyed that fashion might live?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

i got two bottles of sailor jerry
it is the bestest cause they are two of them and i can pretend that they are twins when im drinking woooooooo

i got no shag for xmas tho and i remember telling all my family how much i wanted one of thoses. Bastards!
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

that stuff is rocket fuel
sends you bonkers.

Good tip though, mix it with Coke and drop in icecream, cause it already is vanilla flavoured it's yummy.

Sailor Jerrys Coke float :)
(rudedoodle smug bucket, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

i have some vanilla ice cream in
* runs as fast as my drunken feet will take me *
( chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

hehe
you'll need a straw and spoon too
(rudedoodle smug bucket, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

you wanted to shag your family for christmas?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Christmas is a time for family
after all
(rudedoodle smug bucket, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

MOTHERBOARD AND RAM
BEAUSE ILEIK TO PLAY GAMEZ AND STUFF AND NOW IT IS FASTER AND LIKE BETTER AND STUFF
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

U RULE DOOD
ler
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

Alan Partridge!
All the seri. (Is that the plural of series? Surely not...)
(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

series is a plural in itself
but it devilishly gets treated as a singular for most of its life, like "news"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Ah. Interesting.
Another in the big amount of stuff I've learned today.
(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

just like data
but "these data" just sounds wrong
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

but you do see "datum" used sometimes
unlike "medium" (when referring to just one newspaper)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

i believe it's 'Serii'

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

I think it would have to be surround-sound.
Because I listened to something today through regular speakers and missed my subwoofer lots.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

A pool and air-hockey table
Because it's what I wanted.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

Doesn't it get a bit confusing
with your balls floating around?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Nope
It's reversible- pool on one side and air-hockey on the other. My present- I bought it for myself- wasn't much of a surprise but was a damned good present.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

Cut the legs off
and use it as a hover-punt

pole it with the cues
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

Derren Brown's book.
I'm off to bed now, I'm working tomorrow. Hurrah.
( magnum, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

you will set up uncancellable (?) money transfers for your employer, made payable to D. Brown esq
"look at the eyes, not around the eyes..."
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

I got a finger training board thingy for climbing
it also means I will soon be able to pick myself up by my own arse hole using only 2 fingers
( Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

the best pressie I got
was time off with my man, a visit from my cousin today and a trip to see my mum and dad for new year..
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)