Doesn't it get a bit confusing
with your balls floating around?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Nope
It's reversible- pool on one side and air-hockey on the other. My present- I bought it for myself- wasn't much of a surprise but was a damned good present.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

Cut the legs off
and use it as a hover-punt

pole it with the cues
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)