My first word was
tractor

100% fact
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)

as was mine
are you me?
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)

yes
if you bum your clone is that gay?
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)

masturbation in 3rd person?

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)

have you read
the Time Traveller's wife?
( Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)

Mine was "Sausages"
I was pointing at the bath taps at the time.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)

I feel happier knowing
I'm not the only person who had a weird first word
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)