Axe in the face is traditional
Otherwise, those messages towed behind aeroplanes are good.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

I'm thinking
HUGE motorway billboard

Fort Dunlop style although not Fort Dunlop, as it doesn't have adverts on it any more and it's in completely the wrong area of the country
(Londingham ., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

I was going to say 'stab her in the throat'
but your way works to.

iEC - don't take it personally; it's probably just that you have small genitals, are vastly unfulfilling sexually, and painfully dull.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

genital hand

sorry.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

It's ok
it never gets old...

The Beard did admit to me after the bash that when she first met me she noticed I had small hands and thought "oh noes, he must have a small penizorz!!1!". But muttered protestations afterwards that of course I had proven her wrong, and I for one am not going to question that too deeply.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

You know me, I always carry the joke on that bit too long.
Much like my cock.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)