fact 1: i gave you AIDS
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:05,
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It would be funny if you did give her AIDS and then rang her from the clinic to break up with her and tell her that now she has it.
It would save on phone bills.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:13,
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