Oh come on now.
Who do you think I am?

I was tempted, but not quick enough to get my phone out. Although she's still over the other side of the room
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

But quick enough to crack one off presumably?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

Just as well she was wearing white trousers when she bent over to empty my bin
is all I can say
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

speed-wanking
is an extreme sport.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

bash.org/?715095
( SuperMatt, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

Damion's cousin has a pastime called Turbo-wanking.
He lives in a town house, so has 3 floors. His room is on the top floor. When he hears someone come in the front door, his aim is to fwap off before they get to his room to check how he is.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)

What if they don't?
What if they just go to the kitchen because they're hungry, or don't realise he's home?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

If it's his mum, she will always come up to his room.

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)