put you in a massive freeze dryer
desecate you and pop you in packets that say 'just add water'

et voila, your very own mini Flapjack in your own kitchen
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

I'm like a hologram
however much you slice me up, you just end up with several smaller Flapjacks.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

this is what i'm hoping
there's far too much of you to finish in one go at the moment and dismemberment plays havoc with the shag pile
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

This reminds me of the dehydrated martians in Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)