Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat, sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
How would you plan to dehydrate me to the point that my physical systems collapse?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)

drill holes in you

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)

dunno
what's your favourite animal?
( blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)

Tiger or platypus
depends what you're judging on.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

Lock you inside a sauna.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)

By stabbing those inflatable cups from Tank Girl
into your chest

Morning
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)

hahahaha

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)

ning and seems the answer to your prayers

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

What?
You're typing in code again aren't you?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

yes the codez has come and man flu

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

Explain
I read the comic once, but it didn't inspire me to see the film.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

The film was worthwhile
just because of Ice T as a mutherfuckin kangaroo baby :)

But the bad guy (Malcolm McDowell) in it has these collapsible containers that you stab into people and it sucks all their moisture out.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

By force feeding you
About 5 kilos of salt- or more if necessary.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

Inject you with brine.

( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

Freeze drying

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

persuade my sister 'bert
to dance naked for you til you spluff air.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

And a late entry scorches way into the lead!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

How is Albert?
Sex change went OK?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

I had my money on Englebert, myself.
But Albert would work just as well.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

not albert
wilberticus
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

continuous porn watching.
you'd be like a dry husk, I'm sure.

ooh. My spacky jabbing at keys just opened something called a DOM Inspector. Kinky.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

DO BU
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

Meh,
there's only so much porn in the world, and there's an awful lot of me.

Goodness, you have Alternative Lifestyle Fingers.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:21, archived)

I keep pressing buttons that say Submit.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

put you in a massive freeze dryer
desecate you and pop you in packets that say 'just add water'

et voila, your very own mini Flapjack in your own kitchen
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

I'm like a hologram
however much you slice me up, you just end up with several smaller Flapjacks.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

this is what i'm hoping
there's far too much of you to finish in one go at the moment and dismemberment plays havoc with the shag pile
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

This reminds me of the dehydrated martians in Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)