It's worth carrying one around
I promise.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)

Because it makes a fantastic excuse for why your trousers keep falling down (coincidently in front of women)?
"Sorry my dear, my dictionary weighs them down a bit."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's better than "Oops, my hips shrank when I saw your face"

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:35, archived)