I have Uptown Girl in my head and broken glass all over the floor.
These facts are unrelated.
( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)

If only it were the other way round.
Morning!
( Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

Holy shit!
Robin Johnson's post gave me a bonk on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

I had an Upturned Girl once.
I could perform cunnilingus without crouching.*






*may contain lies
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)

Unless you're a midget
or she was eight feet tall, this is certainly lies
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)

Not if you got her in Tombstone Piledriver position.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)