SOLVE MY LIFE YOU FAT FUCK.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

I am not fat and happy to solve your life on *no win no fee* basis

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

Go on then.
You have until noon.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

On a scale of 1-10 list the elements of your life that make you most happy
What are your current goals?
What is the reality of your current situation?
Let us look at the options?
Let us turn to the What if question?
*Sets goals for week*
Time constrained
Gives reward.

?simple version
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

*attacks post with flamethrower*
What makes me happy: Attacking things with flamethrowers
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

Which model?
And aon a scale of 1 -10 could you do this more effectively if you pumped up the pressure?
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)

Would have to be a M2A1-7

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:10, archived)

No fee: 1/3
Fee: 200-1
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

Puts £300 on No Fee
Puts £20 on Fee.

WINS.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

Winnar
Doubles this and backs TM to win
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)