I have a dilema
Seriously.
I should be trying to solve a difficult problem between 2 disputants that is so complex I can barely lift my head. So I think it should be put to b3tans to decide the outcome of the case.
But this is unethical.
But I want to. You would love the details /hot gossip / sordid sex/ bitter rows / nasty people/ money/ use of weapons / drugs /scat porn / rubber wear and contract law.
But I can't. Not even the outline of the case.

there is my dilema. Whats yours?

Thank you for listening.
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)

do I buy house with my boss

( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

Which bit is the dilemma?

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

Toss a coin.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

SOLVE MY LIFE YOU FAT FUCK.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

I am not fat and happy to solve your life on *no win no fee* basis

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

Go on then.
You have until noon.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

On a scale of 1-10 list the elements of your life that make you most happy
What are your current goals?
What is the reality of your current situation?
Let us look at the options?
Let us turn to the What if question?
*Sets goals for week*
Time constrained
Gives reward.

?simple version
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

*attacks post with flamethrower*
What makes me happy: Attacking things with flamethrowers
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

Which model?
And aon a scale of 1 -10 could you do this more effectively if you pumped up the pressure?
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)

Would have to be a M2A1-7

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:10, archived)

No fee: 1/3
Fee: 200-1
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

Puts £300 on No Fee
Puts £20 on Fee.

WINS.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

Winnar
Doubles this and backs TM to win
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

Why is it unethical?

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

Professional oaths I guess
Client confidentiality and all that.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

Make a note
and you can tell us all the details when it's over and no longer sub judice
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

ask Damion :)

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

whats a dimella?
/jackiey goody
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

I've only seen one episode of th ebig brother thingy
just after she left. What a revolting person
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

No, she's just a bit fick, which aint her fault probably.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

It's not the fact that she's a durnoid that I really object to,
it's the fact that she's famous and a 'celebrity' for being an ugly durnoid. Like Johnny Vegas.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

Except Johnny Vegas is a stand-up comedian
who's talented enough to get noticed and who has worked to get where he is, whether you find him funny or not.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)

I could quite happily shoot her fat gurning face.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

never trust a person
with too many vowels in their first name
( blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

Never trust a person whose name is also a verb
Mark, Russell (sort of), Roger, etc.,
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

Neil

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

Dick

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

Gaye
Rob
Sue
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)

Bob
Jack
Pat

Past tense:
Doug
Drew
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)

Jimmy
Bob
Phil
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)

It's more the superfluous 'y' that annoys me
Having not seen one second of this year's CBB
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

yes beeeeeeeeeeeeeeert
Russell's coming on Tuesday too

woo
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

tsk
you have outed me
( blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

She needs the vowels because she can't prounce her Ts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

Change their names around
we'll never guess. Or think up an analogous situation.

My dilemma is whether to go to lunch five minutes early or five minutes late.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

I was just about to suggest this.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

There's person number one, Chu--I mean, Buck.
He's been having a dispute with...Fusan.

/stealing bits from House
( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

Oi! I need that joist!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

*jousts*

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

do it
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!

change the names to protect the tossers
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)