Did it do sex
with it's cousin pens in a really really flat pencil case ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

No.
But I came home the other day and it had made a lady pen dress up like a schoolboy and took it up the shitter.
The lady pen was crying and presumably slightly retarded.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)

Did it then shit its pants
and put its back out trying to suck itself off ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)