Glabrous, squamous, rugose scroti

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:23, archived)

O, what a panic's in thy breastie

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:23, archived)

Burns?

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

Unit ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

don't
you'll tickle his Tam O'Shanter
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)

Like a bastard.
*cranberry juices*



yes
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)

arf arf
Thought so
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)

What a way to describe goatsee.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:24, archived)

I think you'll find
that a certain dwarf loving pantshitter fits this bill far better.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)

I was using PENRIS last night to cross things off a list.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

Did it do sex
with it's cousin pens in a really really flat pencil case ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

No.
But I came home the other day and it had made a lady pen dress up like a schoolboy and took it up the shitter.
The lady pen was crying and presumably slightly retarded.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)

Did it then shit its pants
and put its back out trying to suck itself off ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)

is that something about ball-sacks?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)

No
I'm totally fucking dyslexic and I was asking you to marry me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)

But wouldn't that make me the second wife?
i'm not having that
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)

When I say "marry"
I mean more "Consent to living naked in my understairs cupboard and be used regularly for depraved sex involving yams, goats and Nerys Hughes."
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)

Now what?

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)

I was going to start a new thread, but I can just as well put this on here.
I often dream that I have a penis.
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)

A great big chorded one.
What does it MEAN?
/agonizes
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)

it means you want a musical one
perhaps you are thinking of the wrong kind of organ
( Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)

I have a glabrous chest.
My brother's pet lizard is squamous, and I don't know what Rugose Scroti means.


If it means I have big balls, I have that, too.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)

Rugose
means wrinkly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)

Well, then I really do have rugose scroti

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)