The sound of wrenches cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your goat and binky!
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up buggered!

baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
He rides a black strap-on!
baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
He's very bad indeed!

Black! His light of finest flesh!
Black! His codpiece made of prozac!
His mind is blacker than a vole!
His shaft is blacker than his helmet!

baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
With many an STD!
baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
You gorgeous little man!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)

i clicked this by the way

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)