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baldmonkey, baldmonkey
/talking on the net
baldmonkey, baldmonkey
short fat balding get
Loved by /talk, feard by /board
baldmonkey, baldmonkey, baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)
NO!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
BE GENTLE PLEASE

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
hello bou!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2444973
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
MAYBE!

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
You've done better.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
Could you do a
Haiku version?
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
*smugs about a lot*
evrybody loves me!
I am so great!
All the ladies want my cock
they simply cannot wait.

baldmonkey IS SUPER!
together will his chums goatworrier and clairebare he will rule the WORLD!
baldmonkey's tri-clique ROXXORZ!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
I go away and come back and find you are a hero on the /board

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)
JMG will be most upset.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
PAH!
My clique is way better than his clique.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
His clique
isnt even on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
am i in your clique?

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU PRESUMPTUOUS CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
Show him to the door, GW.
The door OF DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:36, archived)
DEATH and POO
that's what you get for presuming with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
*builds Death Star*

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
Dont even go there
We already stole plans and loaded them into Claire.

She gets to sit in the back of a spacecraft going "bleep" while baldmonkey flies down your trench and shoots photon torpedoes right up your fucking exhaust port.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
You can be Chewwy.
[masticatable spunk joke]
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
he is chewy
i've already had a go


*BLEEP*
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)
*solo hands*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
*Kenobi beards*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
oh dear, lumps in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
not so much feared
....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)
he'll be your new wife

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)
The three of us are going to marry each other and live in a cave.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
sign me up
i've got nothing in the diary for the next 13 years
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
the board do not fear him
they make fun of him and secretly want his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
The sound of wrenches cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your goat and binky!
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up buggered!

baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
He rides a black strap-on!
baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
He's very bad indeed!

Black! His light of finest flesh!
Black! His codpiece made of prozac!
His mind is blacker than a vole!
His shaft is blacker than his helmet!

baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
With many an STD!
baldmonkey! baldmonkey!
You gorgeous little man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
i clicked this by the way

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)