Her dad was funy on C4 last night.
"They warmed to me when they discovered I was famous myself for being Lily's dad."

And I learnt a whole heap of new insults. Ape fucker.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)

For me, his finest hour
was his delivery of the line
"If you want soft toilet paper, go to hotel Gayboy"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)

he's a fucking
muncher
( blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)

"Wiggly cunt" was a particular highlight of mine

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)