this is the menu for today:
Cream of Mushroom Soup £0.35
Deep Fried Haddock in Batter or Grilled Haddock £2.50
Beef Chilli with Rice £2.10
Vegetable Quiche £1.90
Pepperoni Pizza £1.10
Daily Changing Selection of Pies & Pasties
Scalloped Potatoes/Cheesy Mash Garden Peas/Sweetcorn & Peppers
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

the way the last-but-one item is written
it implies the pies and pasties transform on a daily basis.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)

transformers
meat filled pastries in disguise
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)