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"Dear Journal,
Today Patty Mayonaise held my hand after I helped her off the floor. I haven't washed it since. In fact, I've been wanking furiously with it for the past 6 hours."

/Doug
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
do you know why she was on the floor in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
She fell over.*
*I tripped her.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
right,
enough of this mundanity, i'm leaving the country for a week.


bye!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)