What Doug said

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

Cap'n Tallbeard is gay

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

*bums*

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

haha
truely 0wn3d.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

"Dear Journal,
Today Patty Mayonaise held my hand after I helped her off the floor. I haven't washed it since. In fact, I've been wanking furiously with it for the past 6 hours."

/Doug
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

do you know why she was on the floor in the first place?

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

She fell over.*
*I tripped her.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

right,
enough of this mundanity, i'm leaving the country for a week.


bye!
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)