Dip them in a discarded crisp packet.
A beef crisp packet.
It'll be like jerky
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

the only crisp packet I have
is salt and vinegar and I am not dipping my sore fingers in there.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)