other than a human?
leela from futurama
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

she has an electronic wanking cuff

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)

exactly

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

I want to jizz in her eye

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

I'd say
"Hi Leela, I have a head with one eye too" *unzip*
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)