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FACT: the interweb can be used for sordid porpoises
The porpoises are small cetaceans of the family Phocoenidae; they are related to whales and dolphins. They are distinct from dolphins, although the word "porpoise" has been used to refer to any small dolphin, especially by sailors and fishermen.

Which animal (if you were forced to ) would you have sex with.?
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
A mermaid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
and what is the porpoise of this?
/my Dad
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
How very dare you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
i wouldn't do my dad
no, thats horrid

probably a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
*boiks*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
if i had to

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
*kia oras*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
*um bongos*
if i had to
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
I'll be your dog.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
oh i see
i live in a flat, it wouldn't be fair to keep you indoors while i'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
Probably best to have me put down.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
And he'd hump all the houseguests' legs.

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
I'd be more likely to eat them.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
red rocket
will be pleased
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
A human.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
THIS ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
Your mum, in the bum, for fun.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
You have, you did, you better get checked at local STD clinic

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
Ha !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
Ho! actually

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
the drummer from the muppets

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
Mykeyboy

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
this with big lumps of jelly on

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
Sorry, but I think you're batting above your average there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
What do you mean?

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
She means you're shit at cricket

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
Mikey would be lucky to have me

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
*chokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
Bou fuck off!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
OI!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
It's TRUE!

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
i think he's happy with his current girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
of course!
he's lucky he's got anything human to even LOOK at him
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
OI YOU
you changed your name, which enticed me to click your profile. You owe me one click, mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
sorry

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
gaz me a pic of your norks and you shall be forgiven.
/perv
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
DONE
I'm so efficient, me
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
left out again

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
PHWOAR!
*forgives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
another name change?
I think you should stick with this one I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
Thanks. I will. :)

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
You are so hot for me

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
To be fair, aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
Darn tooting

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
Fuck Ewe!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
Kittin paws

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
THUNDERPAWSSSSSSSSS YEAH
*grabs all the feet*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
THUNDER
THUNDER
THUNDER PAWS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
We love the Paws we doo!

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
Pauses

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
Beaver

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
other than a human?
leela from futurama
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
she has an electronic wanking cuff

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
exactly

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
I want to jizz in her eye

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
I'd say
"Hi Leela, I have a head with one eye too" *unzip*
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
I once had a dream I fucked my cat
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
yes it counts and goes on your record

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
this morning I had a dream
that a tramp punched me in the face and knifed me in the neck. I was quite frightened as I lay on the ground bleeding to death but then I woke up
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
*adds jenk to list*

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
I'm getting a little confused with the sheer number of lists these days...
Is this the "approved b3tans/JMG", "approved b3tans/SikRik" or "b3tans most likely to climb a clocktower with a rifle" list?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
I think we're all on that last one

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
It's going to be a bloody crowded clocktower...
I now have images of us all queueing on the stairs with highpowered rifles waiting our turn at the top...
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
And now I have an image of one of those ticket machines you get at a supermarket deli counter
"Number 158"
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
Someone really should do a short animation/film of this
/no talent
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
I nominate NobbyNobody
I like his style, and he's usually open to requests

/also no talent
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
AND HE'S OLDER THAN I AM!



*ahem*
Sorry, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
Bear
and I'd be the 'man', I'm not one of those gays that we hear so much about these days
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
I've always thought mares were sexy
especially with naked women on them
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
Like that
Quimby fella in Simpsons?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
I must have missed the horse pron episode
"Quim-by." Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
fieldmouse
it'd be the only animal that'd give me a snug fit
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)