My money's on Bruce Forsyth

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

He will go on for ever and ever.
without changing.
In the event of his death his corpse will be stuffed and animated with robotics and ai for his catchphrases*

* may have already happened
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)