Have they decided who's going to get James Brown's brand new bag yet?
I want it.

I was going to say the next celebrity death will be Desmond Dekker, then I remembered he's already dead so I choose Norman Wisdom.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)

Technically, is it brand new?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)

I suppose not, but a check of the internet
says they're still fighting over it.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)

What a bunch of faries.
I heard they haven't buried the poor bugga yet as they're even arguing over that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)

Ken Russell
considering the state of him on BB
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)

I reckon Margaret Thatchers time is nearly up
or Prince Phillip
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

My money's on Bruce Forsyth

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

He will go on for ever and ever.
without changing.
In the event of his death his corpse will be stuffed and animated with robotics and ai for his catchphrases*

* may have already happened
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)

can you put money on when a celebrity will die?
(cleans dust of shotgun)
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)

forwards IP logs to the rozzers

( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)

I'm on it

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

yes, and you can bloody well get off it
if you don't mind.
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)

Sorry
*gets off*
( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)

that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be though
/winks/
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)

I don't think you can.
I'm not sure.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)

You can if you are related to them or can demonstrate that you are
financially dependent on them. See Ant and Dec for details.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)

Papa's got it

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)