don't pull the orange cord
unless you WANT to be bummed by the warden
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

We've got panic buttons.
The previous owner was super duper super paranoid. They had to kick her door in after she died. There were six (six) bolts in the bedroom door.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)