Depends what I've been eating.
Steak and kidney pies; I reckon I could accurately squeeze one through a toilet roll tube. Chicken Jalfrezi, I could diarrhea through the gap between a kittens toes
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:54, archived)

That's some accurate shitting.
My how I've missed this place :)
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:55, archived)