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What's the smallest receptacle
you'd put money on being able to accurately shit into?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:51, archived)
The Abyss
edit:
Dad News: A tree's blown over somewhere in the village. Dad's gone to have a look.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:51, archived)
gone to look in a do-something-about-it kind of way
or in a oooh-lookit-a-fallen-tree-how-cool kind of way?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:53, archived)
There will be a big hole probably.
The police will look into it. hohoho
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:54, archived)
The latter.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:55, archived)
Why not just look at an ordinary tree
while tilting your head at 90ยบ?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:54, archived)
A 5ml Eppendorf tube

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:51, archived)
is that real or is it a thing like in
Look Around You?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:55, archived)
Real
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcentrifuge_tube

I used to put after shave in them, thus being nicely smelling all evening at the pub
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:58, archived)
Oooooh!

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:05, archived)
That's a fucking great idea
*makes mental note to steal some on Monday*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:15, archived)
a film tube

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:52, archived)
without overflowing?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:52, archived)
Liliput

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:52, archived)
Depends what I've been eating.
Steak and kidney pies; I reckon I could accurately squeeze one through a toilet roll tube. Chicken Jalfrezi, I could diarrhea through the gap between a kittens toes
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:54, archived)
That's some accurate shitting.
My how I've missed this place :)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 18:55, archived)