Badger is King of Squildo Graping.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

i don't know what a sqildo is.
so ok
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

I don't know what Sqildo or graping is

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

It's slighty shameful sexual arousal

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

You grape my squildo Mr Badger.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

He grapes everyone's squildo...
...the filthy slut.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

In something non-sexual.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

Like...a pair of shoes?

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

So if you were to be aroused by me?
*runs*
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=graping+the+squildo
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

A girl on the bus has quite possibly the best arse I have ever seen
I believe her to be about 17.
I would never consider anyone younger than me
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

She's probably 14 mate.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

I doubt it
I don't think the Diamond Corporation employ 14 year olds.
/knows where she works
www.diamond.ac.uk/default.htm
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

stalking her, eh?

( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Not really. I work opposite
Hardly stalking
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

Hmm.
Fair enough.

stalker
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

I'd say 'go for it'
but then also add would she really be interested
in a 30-something Michael Stipe looky-likey?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

ouch
boy, you be stingin tonight
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

Doubt it
As you know, I rarely go with girls that are half my age now do I?
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

if she was half your age
THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND HER DAD WOULD COME AFTER YOU
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

Illegal in which countries?
Ok, the last one was 19
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

Very true sir.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

she wasnt wearing a construction jacket was she?
her name wasnt paddy was it?
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Dunno
Maybe
They have cleaners, cafe staff, office staff.
She could be any, but I have her down for being a Hodd Carrier
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

is
this what your both calling it now ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

Is that where you shove your elbow up someones arse then straighten your arm really fast at the same time as they shit so they pop off and go flying across the room and you end up at the base of a long trail of shit?

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

and a bit goes in your mouth

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

Baldmonkey?
Is that you?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

does he have the monopoly on bizzare sexual practices now?

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

I hope not, I'm busy wanking into a small metal tophat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL DO NOT COLLECT £200

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)