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i am a grapist
*grapes*
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)
is it

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)
*grapes your squildo*

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)
Happy b3taday Mr DJ!
Play a song for yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)
Thanks Mr Moose :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)
Oops. Happy B3taday!
*kiss*
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)
*sticks tongue in YOUR ear*
only kidding!
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)
Badger is King of Squildo Graping.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)
i don't know what a sqildo is.
so ok
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)
I don't know what Sqildo or graping is

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)
It's slighty shameful sexual arousal

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)
You grape my squildo Mr Badger.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)
He grapes everyone's squildo...
...the filthy slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)
In something non-sexual.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)
Like...a pair of shoes?

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)
So if you were to be aroused by me?
*runs*
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=graping+the+squildo
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)
A girl on the bus has quite possibly the best arse I have ever seen
I believe her to be about 17.
I would never consider anyone younger than me
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)
She's probably 14 mate.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)
I doubt it
I don't think the Diamond Corporation employ 14 year olds.
/knows where she works
www.diamond.ac.uk/default.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)
stalking her, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)
Not really. I work opposite
Hardly stalking
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)
Hmm.
Fair enough.

stalker
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)
I'd say 'go for it'
but then also add would she really be interested
in a 30-something Michael Stipe looky-likey?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)
ouch
boy, you be stingin tonight
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)
Doubt it
As you know, I rarely go with girls that are half my age now do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)
if she was half your age
THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND HER DAD WOULD COME AFTER YOU
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)
Illegal in which countries?
Ok, the last one was 19
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)
Very true sir.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)
she wasnt wearing a construction jacket was she?
her name wasnt paddy was it?
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)
Dunno
Maybe
They have cleaners, cafe staff, office staff.
She could be any, but I have her down for being a Hodd Carrier
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)
is
this what your both calling it now ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)
Is that where you shove your elbow up someones arse then straighten your arm really fast at the same time as they shit so they pop off and go flying across the room and you end up at the base of a long trail of shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)
and a bit goes in your mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)
Baldmonkey?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)
does he have the monopoly on bizzare sexual practices now?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)
I hope not, I'm busy wanking into a small metal tophat

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)
GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL DO NOT COLLECT £200

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

a i
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)
grapes on a plane.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)
I'd watch that.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)
A.k.a. The Flying Hospital

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)
I took grapes to Mrs F in hospital recently
the nurse told her not to eat too many - she was worried they'd give Mrs F the shits.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)
And Fruntling.
/experienced this
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)
through her milk, you mean?
yes, I think she did say something about that. didn't listen in the time as by then fruntling was already upstairs in intensive care and not taking any.

today she had her first breastfeed since a few hours after her birth. and she latched on first time no problem. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:39, archived)
Ooh I could crush a grape.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)
I choose to believe this to mean
that your supposed porn appearance consists of you wanking yourself off whilst your girlfiend pushes grapes up your arsehole.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)
You can't be a grapist...
There would be a bunch of you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)