Eat kettle
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49,
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YOU EAT THE KETTLE, BUT ITS DEFENCE IS TOO STRONG.
THE KETTLE CLEAVES YOUR SKULL.
YOU ARE DEAD.
YOU HAVE COMPLETED 0.8% OF THIS ADVENTURE.
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Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:51,
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