So... i've spent the last 30 minuites at the starting-village in zelda.I can't pick up the cat, a monkey has stolen a basket, i've been run over by a derranged 'goat' thing, there is some bird that I can shoot at people.
I think I need a fishing-rod to catch some fish to give to the cat so I can give it to the shop-keeper so I can buy a slingshot so I can shoot the monkey and give it's basket back.
But where the bloody hell do I get that fishing rod from?
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Cheers All.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:44,
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Use the MEGA MONKEY DEATH RAY MARK 10That'll teach the little fucker
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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45,
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Fishing rod comes from one of the kids or their parents or something, go ask aroundor go download a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com
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+thats my mother in law
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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:47,
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YOU EAT THE KETTLE, BUT ITS DEFENCE IS TOO STRONG.THE KETTLE CLEAVES YOUR SKULL.
YOU ARE DEAD.
YOU HAVE COMPLETED 0.8% OF THIS ADVENTURE.
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Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:51,
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> Examine wargYou see nothing special.
The warg kills you.
You are dead. You scored 1 points out of a possible 500.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:52,
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>SWALLOW OWN HEAD(
Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:52,
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YOU ARE IN A MYSTERIOUS PLACE.YOU CAN SEE:
THE LAPDANCER
THE DECK OF PLAYING CARDS
THE VICIOUS WARG
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Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53,
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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD 'DEAL'THE DECK OF CARDS SITS DOWN AND STARTS SINGING ABOUT GOLD.
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Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56,
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BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS? BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS! BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS. BOONDOCKS. BOO.DOCKS.
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56,
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gamefaqs.com says:"Now, head to the southeast portion of the map, and at the stream near
Rusl's house, you'll see his wife Uli. Talk to her to learn about a missing
cradle. Go back to the pillar with the vines, and climb up it. Jump onto the
nearby house roof, then continue on another two pillars. Pick the grass and call
the hawk, then aim away from the village. You should see something hopping in
the village. Send the hawk after it, and it'll bring the cradle back to you.
Take the cradle back to Uli (if you drop it in the river, grab the hawk again to
retrieve it - if you can't reach it with either of the two conventional spots,
climb up to the roof of the mayor's house. Alternatively, you could just swim
and push it back, but that can be annoying, and take awhile).
Afterwards, carry the cradle a bit more southeast, to Uli's house. She
will in turn give you the FISHING ROD. Open the item screen with -, then equip
the fishing rod. Head to the middle left portion of the village (where the cat
was), and go to the pier. From here, use your fishing rod."
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:47,
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I'm beginning to get the impressionthis game could actually be succesfully rendered entirely in the form of a text only adventure.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:50,
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Most games probably could.WELCOME TO SPACE INVADERS v1.00
You are a base. Above you are space invaders.
: MOVE LEFT
The space invaders move
: FIRE
Your shot hurtles upwards.
: MOVE LEFT
A shot hits the leftmost base. It has suffered 3.6% damage.
: MOVE LEFT
You are at the far left of the map. One of your shots hits an invader. The number 10 floats upwards from his exploding remains.
: MOVE RIGHT
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FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53,
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YOU ARE IN A STRANGE SITUATION.THROW A SMALL OBJECT AT SOME FORM OF MAMMAL.
OBTAIN ITEM LEFT BY MAMMAL.
PASS ITEM TO CHARACTER YOU TALKED TO 5 MINUTES AGO.
SAID CHARACTER WILL TELL YOU OF A STRANGE SITUATION AND OR LOCATION, AND OF ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO REQUIRES A CERTAIN ITEM.
YOU LEAVE SAID CHARACTER AND CONTINUE ON YOUR JOURNEY.
YOU ARE IN A STRANGE SITUATION.
THROW A SMALL OBJECT AT SOME FORM OF MAMMAL.
OBTAIN ITEM LEFT BY MAMMAL.
PASS ITEM TO CHARACTER YOU TALKED TO 5 MINUTES AGO.
SAID CHARACTER WILL TELL YOU OF A STRANGE SITUATION AND OR LOCATION, AND OF ANOTHER CHARACTER WHO REQUIRES A CERTAIN ITEM.
YOU LEAVE SAID CHARACTER AND CONTINUE ON YOUR JOURNEY.
YOU ARE IN A STRANGE SITUATION....
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53,
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Pretty much any game with a plot* can go that wayi.e. no shoot-em-ups
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And probably should.Fucking graphics, ruining everything.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:55,
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Space invaders has no discernible plot other than "ooh noo, space invaders!!!"(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
Its a metaphor for an eternal struggle - a battle that can nevertruly be won - it's a classic plotline :D
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FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:59,
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Fire the eagle from the rooftop at the monkey to get the cradle backand she'll give you a fishing rod
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FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:48,
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Zelda?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M113_Armored_Personnel_Carrier_variants#Israeli_variants
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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:54,
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The fishing rod is easy to get you little spacker.I'm better than you. Hahaha.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:04,
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