Which bit?
The mutual masturbation, or the strap-on dildo insertion?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

I used to have the hots for one of them
She went on a date with me and came out halfway through.

She was a lesbian already, I didn't "turn" her!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:08, archived)