I love you
I'm gonna marry you remember? Especially now as the IT Guy "isn't ready for a girlfriend".

Why can't man just be honest and say "EEWWW I WOULDN'T GO NEAR YOU, YOU MAKE MY BELL-END SHRIVEL UP"
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:38, archived)

1) Learn to stretch your minge about 3 feet wide
2) Break into his flat, naked
3) Hold onto his ceiling
4) When he walks in, let go
5) Envelope him whole
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)

Pffft!

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)

For all you know, it could be shrivelled up already and youve saved yourself a lot of hassle
plus nice sig :-)
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)

AWww.. I wouldn't say that
You were there, weren't you?

On the 20th?

YAY for love and marriage!

WHo will be my best man?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)