Only if you're standing directly in front of Alan Carr

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

in which case disembowel him first
please
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

Alan Carr wins my
"Most Resembling Frankie Howerd's mother's afterbirth" Award.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)