I've just watched 10 minutes of the Friday Night Project
and found it moderately amusing.

I assume hari kari is the best option?
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)

Only if you're standing directly in front of Alan Carr

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

in which case disembowel him first
please
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

Alan Carr wins my
"Most Resembling Frankie Howerd's mother's afterbirth" Award.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

I never thought it was too good.
The queer guy reminds of some cocksucker in highschool who would do and say anything for attention.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

there's ironic homophobia
and there's just homophobia. Which is yours?
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

It's not about the buggery.
He just reminds of that douche and I can't watch the show without it annoying me.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

He reminds you of a shower?
How queer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

I don't particularly like super camp gay guys
the over the top queening makes me want to punch them.

I mean, I'm gay, but I'm a chain-smoking pint-drinking one.
None of that mincing here thankyou very much.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

See, you're the kind of gay I like.
In a platonic way.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

Aye.
*drags on cigarette*
I like real ale. And men.
And don't you FUCKIN' forgerrit!
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

yeah
but your cigarette's in drag
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

haha. I'm pretty tolerant for everybody unless I have a decent reason not to be.
But being super-flamboyant is unnecessary in a lot of ways I think.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

It's all just a show anyway

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

Hence my first point of being, people who'll do or say anything for attention.
I like you. In THAT way.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

this

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

i wonder if he's also super-flammable

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

I'm not going to say I want to set fire to gay people.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

as opposed to
a gay I like in the biblical sense?
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

something to do with Sodom?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

That's really rather more to do with rape
and general hedonism.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:01, archived)

Oh right. Gomorrah (sp?) always sounded like a place one could pick up diseases as well.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

Probably
although it's the fire and brimstone I'd worry about.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

he was hanged the other week, wasn't he?

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

pfft

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

There is a guy that sits near me at work
He is the biggest Queen ever, it's like working with Julian Clary. Only this guy is makes more innuendo.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

Cock him up the gayhole with your girlbits
see if he likes that.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

I like him he is really funny
My boss and him are like a comedy duo
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

"Cock him up the gayhole with your girlbits"
I just feel it's worth repeating
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

Do you have any say in what is the quote on the stats page?
If you do, I demand that this be Easty's
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

it's random

( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

I expected as much
Darn, nonetheless
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

I'm quite proud of it.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

Say it lots
Make sure it is on the stats page
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

Cock him up the gayhole with your girlbits

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

Sorry, what was that?
Didn't quite catch it....
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

I just imagined Prince Phillip saying that
about his wife.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

Is it homophobic to call someone queer?
I thought they'd reclaimed that word.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

it's not homophobic to use any word
but there is this thing called context. And that post made me stick my headmaster hat on and go, "hang on sonny."
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

The context, to me,
is that he reminds him of someone from school... unless you take "cocksucker" literally.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

yeah, I didn't realise how it sounded with "cocksucker" until I re-read it.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

You tell 'em nigger

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

tit-niggers
//new word
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

tit-splash
when a bluetit takes a bath
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

= black women

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

You forgot 'I want to plug every one of Alan Carr's orifices with plastic explosive' homophobia.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

is that homophobia?
shit
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

That's not homophobia
that's common sense.

He's not funny, he's not 'edgy', and he's not doing anything to help gay people's reputation.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

It's like we've gone 40 years back in time

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

Hmmmm
in this case he was talking about a specific annoying person so I would contest the accusation of homophobia.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

I don't watch TV except for
24 and CSI on DVD.

/doesn't watch TV very much ever blog
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

^this

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

missed it
bollox...
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

I began thinking the same once I found myself laughing at Russell Brand
on that big fat quiz. I never thought it possible.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

I kinda liked Russell Brand for a bit
but have got bored of him.

He's all a bit one note.
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

he's mental
i like his style ... i like his hair ...

he'll be all over after CBB
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

The thing that annoys me the most
apart from his hyperactivity, is how he doesn't seem to be able to settle on one style. He has trendy stubble yet indie/goth hair. I can't work out why this annoys me so much
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

the hair
it has to be the hair
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

I wouldn't mind the hair
if it fit with the rest of the persona.

The impression I get is that he's tried to fit something that appeals to each demographic in his image
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

How can I have been drinking for over 4 hours, yet still be using words like 'demographic'?

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

I don't mind listening to him
I just object to having to see him. His radio show is thus far more preferable to his TV output.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

radio?
where?
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

All around you

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

*looks
cant see it ... what is this thing you call radio?
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

Used to be on 6music on Sunday mornings
I think he's on radio 2 on Saturday evenings now
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

thanks
but my Saturdays are filled with joy
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

Lots of them are.
Him, Alan Carr, Jimmy Carr, that other guy who's on Channel 4 a lot...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

jonathon ross
..

*hides
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

I like the Ross.
Anyone who is unashamedly a comic geek like myself deserves my respect.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

i like JR too
...the cheeky monkey
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:01, archived)

I like Russel Brand.
There. I said it. Even his back-combed, shagged-in-a-hedge hair.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

his hair seems to emerge from mine after a couple of days
so i feel a certain empathy with him
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

i demand photographic proof
for his is sometimes quite magnificent in it's gravity-defyingness.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

it's been washed recently, so it's quite tame
i reckon i'll have a good mane by monday though
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

I would be inclined to be more worried
If I had watched the entire thing and found it amusing.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

Your mum's so fat her vast quantities of matter distort the fabric of space-time

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

But surely at some point her sheer mass will reach a critical point
whereat she will implode, creating a Neutron-Mum of enormous mass but relatively small actual volume.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

I must admit, I heard Alan Carr on t'radio the other day
and he was actually amusing.

But that was from about 4 years ago.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

I watched Monster House last night.
It's for kids? it was fuckung terrifying

Damn good character animation too.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

Hara-kiri might be a better option
The only time I was amused after watching the Friday Night Project was after the very first show they did, with Vinnie Jones as the presenter.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

Seppuku would be better.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

I don't understand who thought it would be good
to get NON-TRAINED PRESENTERS to present a show. Witness Jordan's terrible attempt at the helm, no, scratch that, nearly every 'guest host'. It just makes a car-crash of a show into a big pile-up.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

I've never heard of this programme
EDIT : Yes I have, it sounded wank
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

hehehe!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:01, archived)